This is what the devil plays before he sleeps.

gothicgrandpaqueen:

you catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly

clannyphantom:

What doesn’t kill me should’ve tried harder

s0kka:

hanksypanky:

the only AP i’m gonna take is A Penis

dontbedead:

when i find myself in times of trouble
ellen degeneres comes to me

dontbedead:

when i find myself in times of trouble

ellen degeneres comes to me

unfadedlight:

greatest scene in television history

urtube:

i got my eye on u

urtube:

i got my eye on u

rnioda:

*stabs you in the chest* why are u screaming i said april fools wtf calm down

pettycrocker: