Dentist: do you smoke?
Me: why you Tryna light up?
I CANT BREATHE
English Cream Dachshund
i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair
THIS IS LITERALLY A DESCRIPTION OF MY LIFE
Drake performing “Honorable Mentions” / “Side Pieces”
Bruh this made me legit burst out laughing
you promised these kids krabby the clown
but all i saw was
cheapy the cheapskate
IM LOGGING OFF
Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u